Zip it up and Get Lazy!

I wanted to bring you the best infomercial I have scene since the NoNo Hair! This time I had the chance to watch full grown adults lounge around in giant footy pajamas. I hope you enjoy this little late night nugget of joy...

I just want to point out some of the selling points for you:

1. The tag line for this ad is "Zip it up and Get Lazy!" Oh, as if us Americans needed a reminder to do the second part.

2. Back Door Hatches! You'll need these because you're too lazy to go poop without your blanket. Remember these are the FOREVER LAZY pajamas!

3. You and your friends can hang out in your FOREVER LAZY pajamas and get angry at the TV.

4. Don't forget that you'll look great cheering for your favorite team, as people stare at you.

I think the if you're too lazy to actually use a blanket like a normal person, the FOREVER LAZY might be for you. Personally, I'm perfectly capable of wrapping myself with a normal blanket without sleeves OR pant legs. If you can't handle that, you probably shouldn't be leaving the house anyway. I'm just saying...

-The Everyday All Nighter